Arrgh. Pirates

Yeah, yeah, it's not going to convince anyone not already convinced. Arrgh.

Still, with this video at the Foundation for Taxpayer and Consumer Rights, the Austin Lounge Lizards expose the health insurance industry's motto:

If you can’t afford to pay my ransom this is what I’ll say;
Yo ho, yo ho, go ahead and die —
I’ve got my share and I don’t care.