Why does this look like a cartoon?

It's from the front page of the Washington Post, my home page since I fully digested how badly the New York Times has handled journalism over the past decade or so. The Post hasn't been a lot better — marginal. But you can still read the columnists at the Post.

Bono looks like a tired dad with a graying, talkative 9-year-old. Or is it Boomhauer and Hank, from King of the Hill?